Hey Fort-goers!
Ahh, it’s good to be back. I always feel like a total idiot when I return to the site to make a post and I realize that my last one was…two months ago? Too long ago? Whatever you want to call it, it was stupid and I’m back.
Indeed, now that it is summer and I don’t have to sit in a box all day, I have considerably more time to do other things, like think up wacky antics to share with you all. For a while in May, I started on a post to be released at the end of May, but then shit just started flying off the handle and I got too stressed out to work. Fortunately, now is the perfect time to pick that up where I left off. HINT: everybody loves a bad pun! ;D
Anyway, by now most all of you have heard about my finger problem, so I’ll spare you from that blather, but know that longer text posts will have to wait until I learn how to effectively use a keyboard with numb fingers. But, a post this length or a little bit longer will be no problem, easy as pie!
I gotta say, it’s really nice to reconnect with this site. 
And for now, maybe shorter posts will be the key to getting into a reasonable schedule like I have promised to do for the entire timeline of my existence. But thank you guys for being great friends, and thanks for the birthday wishes back on May 21.
<3 icy
EDIT: I lost my sheet of bad puns. 