For the blogs
Jun
13
Hey Fort-goers! Ahh, it’s good to be back. I always feel like a total idiot when I return to the site to make a post and I realize that my last one was…two months ago? Too long ago? Whatever you want to call it, it was stupid and I’m back. Indeed, now that it is …
Apr
06
People always ask me to play Scrabble. They figure, “She LOVES English! She’s a writer, too. She must be GREAT at Scrabble.” And, they are absolutely on par with those first two statements. But that last one- that little bastard of a phrase which I have heard all too many times- is the one that …
Mar
02
This is a true story of something that happened to me last weekend. I decided it was time for me to do a fun post, so this is a story illustrated with various shitty drawings by yours truly, the tabletless author of this blog, on Microsoft Paint. If you like this style of blog, check …
Feb
05
So, ever since I got back from Japan, I’ve been promising you guys a photo montage, which I prepared for by arming myself with my camera while I was on the trip. Unfortunately, as most of you know, my camera is the biggest asshole on the planet, and decided it would be great to delete …
Jan
31
Hey guys. What’s up? What’s it been like, over a week? Completely and totally my fault. Because last time, no one responded to my request to comment or create a thread in the forums in which you suggest things you might like to see in my posts, I guess I’ll just do it myself and …
Jan
20
Hey folks! Man, I really need to get my update schedules under control. I haven’t even been able to post the second AOTD yet, which is pretty pathetic. I would not endorse anyone bothering looking at the AOTD page yet. It’s a bit of a disgrace. I can partially attribute my delays to school this …
Jan
12
Hey there fort-goers! I hope the new year has started out well for everyone. You may have noticed that we are all taking a sort of active break, since December’s Operation Perfect Month is over. Or, should I say, was successful?!?! YEEEEAAAH! Thanks to everyone who helped out and made sure it happened. And oh …
Jan
02
Yeah, that’s 2011 for you. No funny glasses for 9 long years. Oh well. Oh, and sorry for the late post. I’m at my grandparents town now, after some years, and 6 hours in a bus made it quite hard to access the internet. And it was terrible because a guy woudnt stop playing some …
Jan
01
Well, this has been a crazy year. I mean.. REALLY FUCKING INSANE. The kind of insane where they lock you up in a little padded yellow room and bind your arms in a straight jacket insane. So lets start off at the beginning. Icy and I had just started dating and we were still forming our relationship, and …
Dec
31
HAHAHAHAHA I MADE IT BEFORE MIDNIGHT FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT: …I think I’ll leave that in there for the sake of commemoration. Don’t ask. Wow… So, 2010 is over. It’s amazing being able to look back on everything with 20/20 hindsight. People- including myself- always get so caught up in things that seem to matter so much …