I regret to inform the Fort that I– …no, wait. I don’t. Sorry, guys. But I just can’t take it anymore. Toast is just causing me too much grief lately, to the point where I feel that it’s best just to break all ties I have with him. That includes the Fort. To be quite honest, …
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Sep
17
lol
it’s funny how i said that stuff down there and then it never happened. but this time it’s cause i actually have a tumor in my neck lol
Aug
11
Uuuuuuhhhhh.
That awkward moment when you realized you said you’d update and it’s like a month and a half later….. so hey, im abandoning all extraneous punctuation for this post cause i cant type for shit anymore. ive had what i am pretty sure has been the craziest, most eventful summer of my life, which means …
Jun
13
Ahh… Summer
Hey Fort-goers! Ahh, it’s good to be back. I always feel like a total idiot when I return to the site to make a post and I realize that my last one was…two months ago? Too long ago? Whatever you want to call it, it was stupid and I’m back. Indeed, now that it is …
Feb
20
The Flash Game Competition!
Yeah hi guys So, this is probably old news for the ones of you who actually know us, but me and Toasty have engaged in a FLASH GAME COMPETITION! (hooray) Yeah, we split up in three teams (Team Red, Team Blue and Team Green), and the ones who make the best game in around one …
Feb
08
Uncanny girlfriends and the Breakup Valley
So, this is DeviRuto, writing a blog post about things that happened today. But before I’ll mention something that happened a fair time ago, in mid January. I went for a one week trip to a Brazilian touristic city named Natal. I reccomend it for you non-Brazilians because almost everything is subbed in English there …
Feb
01
Why Minecraft Exists
Minecraft is clearly very addictive, but half the people trapped in it’s hold don’t know why. They try to get their friends to play it, but become speechless when asked “yeah but what’s the point.” “Oh you um, I dunno, destroy stuff and then place stuff, I guess. Oh there’s these shitty plant monsters that …
Dec
20
Cough Cough
This is definitely a post. (i spaced on this one. More to come in just a bit) HUGE EDIT: Alright, sorry about that. I was waiting for brad, so i could see if i was allowed to talk about some HUGE things brewing that nobody besides the two of us know about, but as usual …